Oh man. I love barrios. My favorite are the beef and cheese.

So, waterfront views, uninhabitable desert, and deadly animals.... What exactly is different here?

how many Americans will watch a movie full of actors they've never heard of and whose names they can't pronounce?

Well thats what we will think going in. Then it will turn out he was a British actor pretending to be a sultan.

If Arabian Nights is done in English instead of, you know, Arabic, then whitewash away! LICGAF!

If you're going to make fun of someone who lives in a trailer, at least be passingly familiar with the concept of regional dialects in the U.S.

Yes. I would imagine it would be cheaper than having increased patrol?

threw a wad of ones at kiosk salesman at the mall to meet me at my mother's home so we can go into her house together and rub our scrotums on all of her fine china.

Obvious photoshop, that was originally Billary.

that paleo diet is getting ridiculous

Reptiles in Congress! Whatever happened to separation of Church and State?

It also explains why climate change legislation gets so little traction. Reptiles like it warm. *Gasp* I voted for a lizard!!

For further proof, I submit this photo from a secret camera in Michele Bachmann's office:

Probably because they didn't escort him to a hotel overnight...

yeah but they were 1960's dollars.

Same here. I read the headline and thought they snagged a satellite in orbit and relaunched it or went to the moon and dug through the debris or something :)

Why not just make headless mannequins at this point. Yes I know Kim Cattrall wouldnt appreciate it.

#notallreligiousextremists

It's almost like it's science fiction.