He handled it better than the Hanson Brothers

Cocaine purchase gone awry.

Its like getting robbed by a unicorn. A unicorn that sucks at basketball.

Have you waited your whole life to be a fuckwad kill joy?

STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!!!

Did I spot Peter Stringfellow in that trailer?

Looks like he was playing the Browns this week, too.

This kid has seen some shit.

"This is not soccer," he said, "this is war."

This was epic. It's also pretty brilliant, it keeps the fights out of the stands and allows them to watch the game. The fight was pretty fair, other than the douche-nozzle booting people to the face when they were down, and they'll go drink some vodka and be friends again.

I've always felt bad for this kid. He comes from my hometown of Bakersfield. I was a year or so behind him. I saw him play a couple times, he was good. He could have and should have stayed in school but his money hungry trashy family insisted he sign to play professional ball before he was ready. I'm not saying that…

Stikc ot sprots

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I loved Edge of Tomorrow. I daresay that it was the best Tom Cruise movie since Minority Report, and the second-best summer fare next to Guardians of the Galaxy.

The "human shields" myth is just that, a myth. There is no significant evidence which demonstrates that Hamas actually does what they're accused of doing in this regard. Again, you can't just fire into a densely-populated place like Gaza, kill a bunch of civilians, and then say, "Well, it's their own fault, because…

Israel doesn't recognize the right for the Palestinians to have land of their own. Israel says it doesn't exert control over Gaza, but it has an economic blockade in place, doesn't allow citizens to cross at the borders, and completely controls Gaza airspace. Gaza is a ghetto. Israelis should, quite simply, know…

"I thought the generals were due." Classic

Pictured: the guy they might draft

Ha, too funny!