Years back my dad bought a car from a stolen recovered auction (a stolen car that's found after the insurance company has paid for it). The night before he was due to collect it someone attempted (and failed) to steal it from the lot. My dad still got the car, repaired the broken locks & 2 weeks later it was stolen…
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Reminds me of this poor fella after the 2002 world cup:
Hey Tim. You should use the deadspin hive mind to full effect to compile a definitive list of sportsmen who have accidentally "Shown a bit of brain" - That's an english expression, meaning your junk is out. Exhibit A -
Charles Wang? I was under the impression it was illegal to own a sports team in America unless you're Jewish.
Whats the difference between a lentil & a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil on my face.
Hardly idiotic, more like factually correct.
He looks like he has fallen asleep at a party and his friends have drawn on him.
They sure do. Their terror tunnels span the globe!!! No one is safe!!
Why not make a start by killing yourself? You could dig a little hole in the garden so someone can claim it was a Hamas coming out of one of their 'terror tunnels' - That should be enough justification to bomb a hospital maternity ward. Happy days!
In summary: They're thick as shit.
1 minute in - He gets off of the motorcycle. *facepalm*
Neymar would fall over, clutch his face & roll around if his mum kissed him on the cheek. There's a reason why fairy tales have an enduring quality, it's because they're based on facts. Neymar is the boy who cried wolf.
"Brazil still have to beat Germany on Tuesday for any of this to be remotely plausible" - I'm expecting Daniel Stern to be the referee on that one.
He called people who criticized Qatar getting the world cup racist. Sure, it's hotter than the sun there & yes, Qatar have never been to world cup but to complain about it is racist. Obviously.
Too drunk to find the link but dspin this year pointed out JR Smith asking a fan on social media if she "wanted the pipe"
He looks like he fell asleep at a party & his friends drew on him with a Sharpie.
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I've been grappling with the same question.