I thought McVeigh was actually responsible for taking OKC off the map. Part of it, at least.

I don’t like the idea of my tax dollars being spent on Apple devices, particularly when the Apple corporation has such a shitty attitude about paying its own taxes.

Yeah, I think it was fair game. This was pretty much the Platonic ideal of “resisting arrest”.

MISS PIGGY: No, no, it’s from this cheap ring.

It’s not hate, it’s amusement - they always set unrealistically high expectations for their squad and it’s hilarious each time they fail to reach them.

Oh good, I’m sure this news will satiate David Eggers’ voracious ego.

Didn’t they switch Iceland and Greenland’s names to trick invaders? Maybe they managed to do something similar with the goal and...whatever it is that’s thirty feet to the right of the goal.

No, because that’s not “as close as it gets” to a Macbook running Windows, that is a Macbook running Windows.

Reviewers don’t use those buttons, so it doesn’t really occur to them that anyone else does.

That game sucked. I haven’t seen that much exaggerated flopping since the swimming pool scene in Showgirls.

I like Messi fine, but he ABSOLUTELY choked. Getting stopped by the keeper is excusable, but missing the frame entirely is choking, plain and simple.

He was the only one who missed the frame entirely on his PK attempt, no?

No, it’s more like they have ONE writer with multiple personality disorder. Like, in this article he signs his name “Kevin Draper” and cheers for the Warriors, but in another one he calls himself “Drew Magary” and cheers for poop.

Well, at least *I* got the pun. Good job, good effort.

Make sure to claim that everything you produce is “curated”.

So dark, so brilliant.

Instead of getting upset at the goaltending truthers, I need to take great joy in the fact that they’re the ones who are upset.

They would probably work a little more efficiently if they tried to relax first.

Agreed, I think that should be number 3.

I’d go as high as #2. Ray Allen in Game 6 gets the number one spot.