best troll ever.

You strike me as the kind of guy who has a knife collection.

I hope everyone enjoys this as much as I did:

And Matthew Stafford's balls grew three sizes that day.

Or, you know, given the numerous pet deaths in the past half-decade, and that the FDA still doesn't know quite what's causing pets to die after eating things like processed jerky from China, it could simply be people are trusting minimally processed, local, and organic pet food to be safer, and thus worth the cost.

Considering all the disgusting things we find out about commercial pet food, it's probably just people trying to do what they can to not feed toxic sludge to their pets.

While I appreciate there's a huge range between "poison" and "organic," the Chinese dog treats that are literally killing hundreds of dogs makes me feel a little less foolish about buying my ass-licking dog gluten-free, novel protein, organic dog food.

Sigh. The perspective in this article is disappointingly limited and out of date. Eating organic (by humans or animals) isn't just about health outcomes. It's also about the environment. I totally agree that people are ga-ga for their pets and humanize them in ridiculous ways, but a little more research and…

This is kind of an odd conflation of "healthy" and "unnecessary and expensive." Feeding your pets food that isn't chock full of pesticides, chemicals, and antibiotics is good pet ownership. Feeding your pets some fancy-ass gourmet delicacies because wittle Fifi deserves only the best is silly. They're different things.

A) I know this article was framed as click bait, but I have to say it: Wanting healthy pets that live longer as a result of proper nutrition isn't dumb.

Yup. I'm black and proud and all that, but I'm not seeing the need for "rage convulsions" every time a stupid celebrity does something stupid and then apologizes for being stupid. I can fully believe this person had no clue about the history of blackface, smeared herself with orange bronzer in an attempt to darken her…

For a brief moment, I thought this was Alicia Siverstone from Batman and Robin.

Her apology seems sincere to me. There's no "I'm sorry if you were offended" or "Can't you all just take a joke" in sight. She screwed up, but she acknowledged the truth of people's criticism and said sorry. I'm willing to accept that and move on.

I will never forget when this happened...

Witten: "So, Dez, is it better for us to escape with the win?"
Bryant: "No, we are resigned to our own fate— we dare not contravene justice and invalidate the principle we prepared ourselves to defend."
Witten: "Dez, it's a game. The object is to win."
Bryant: "Huh? What game?" [slips hemlock into Romo's Gatorade]

This is another harrowing example of the need for more states to adopt Safe Harbor laws. Had Kruzan been duly recognized as a victim of human trafficking rather than identified as a criminal/prostitute, perhaps her sentence would have been dramatically lighter. Unfortunately even today, despite international and…

"As the temperature drops at night, the batteries cool down—triggering the sensor that detects low power. ... Almost two thirds of fire deaths are caused by disconnected batteries."