Nope! But I have a horror story. One guy I talked to one there was really weird. To the point that I may have been talking to him only to amuse myself. I was more cruel then. Anyways.

*Adele is working on a new album, and the rumor is she sounds "even better than before," *

"Chuck Lorre steals my jokes for his show. I know because I've seen it and its not funny at all."

They misspelled TURDHAT.

Yes. But really she should allowed to be both if she wants to.

This was the best custom jersey I ever saw (I even put a tasteful frame around the image, to class it up a bit)

"But the intersecting point between two tangential circles is supposed to be infinitely small without any mass..."
/rolls over in his grave
/gives Isaac Newton the finger

This was just amazing of him to do!

I dunno what is more concerning. The fact that he things everyone from south of Texas grew up on tacos...or the fact that he is literally asking her how to put ingredients in a taco. I mean, I know his IQ is probably like 65, but...it's a taco. Not a souffle.

Where I come from, you have "more nerve than an ulcerated tooth" if you do something amazingly good, or amazingly bad.

This makes so much more sense now that I realize you said "definitive list", not "infinitive cyst". LOL.

In Kazakh, it's nice and gender-neutral: "koti bar," or "s/he has butt!" There's even a surname—Kotybarov, which means "s/he has butt." Bravery is not confined to one gender; anyone can have butt. It's great.

No "chutzpah?" What is this, Hobby Lobby?

I've been there a couple times, and they have an entire boneyard of old diesels to get them to and from the big telescope, including the requisite Mk1 diesel Rabbits. You're not even allowed to take a digital camera up the telescope; it's film only.

Should have been #1, hands down.

3.) The National Radio Astronomy Observatory's Wagon

that A-pillar just cannot fail, soooo vital, needs to hold up for the sake of every other component.

My favorite part is the forehead wiping "Whew, that was close." motion he/she makes just after the train passes.

Turns around to ride home and thinks "my bike seat is squishier than I remember".

"Well, I was going to cross the road, but now I'm going to go back home to change my underwear".