Jesus. You sound like my wife.

Not trying to make it about me

Agree that the film had enough. Anymore and you risk the joke running thin. Especially since it all ended up being buildup to the Women’s Day payoff.

The MLS, where both Kaká is paid and the pay is caca.

Ex-pro/current coach here. The guys earning that are young and single, for the most part, so don’t have a lot of expenses otherwise. Most clubs do help with housing, either paying rent outright in some cases, or getting them a good deal. Also many of the young players will share housing. The Red Bulls/NCYFC guys also…

CR7 was non existent for long stretches of the game and his finishing touches were horrible. Almost all of them were off balance pokes

He actually said four minutes, which says a lot.

You know where he might not have done it 500 times? Stoke. That’s where.

They said Ronaldo was screaming like Mussolini on the balcony. I think it was around minute 83. Their references are hilarious

Ray Hudson GOAT

I don’t have bein in my home tv package but I do watch a fair amount of matches on bein at our local pizza shop. They ran a special today on slices and pints for el Classico.

BREAKING: Devils Place Franchise Tag On Hernandez

That’s a mute point

Damn. Guy had his whole life sentence ahead of them.

To say Ronaldo was obviously off-side on either goal is just wrong. The annoucers—looking at the slow motion replay of the second goal could not even say he was offside—and he really was not. He was even with teh ball when it was played. And on the the first goal, if you stop it at the precise moment when the ball…

College football should be this way

Tell’em, grandpa!

Justice graduated from Marshall, as did his wife and daughter.

The gift of this gif (hard g: piss off, haters. Yes, that includes my son) is all I ever need for today. Although if there is one to correct idiots who write “lead” when they mean “led,” I would combust with joy.

He’s also Steve the Pirate in Dodgeball