Perfect for when you wanted to do your Sergeant Schultz accent 

Yes, it is starting to look like that.

Josh and Luke are the Aldi private label versions of Peyton and Eli.

That’s what the peasants and bear dogs are for... I’m not risking a kick in the balls

It’s a big device, but it should be able to fit onto an armored truck.

I don’t know how old you are, but I tell people all the time that that one thing is one of the perks of being older. You don’t have to keep up the exhausting facade of “what this? Oh I only like this ironically.” Hell yeah I like Metallica and Britney at the same time!

My condolences to his cousin Marvin.

Coke bottles are the best!

SORRY YOU’RE SO DAMN WRONG

my list:

Vardy was always a twat.

Muppets - Muppets are both a group (aka The Muppets) and a category...so Fraggles, Sesame St, Muppets etc.. are all muppets but not necessarily Muppets...if you get my drift.

Counterpoint: It’s boring.

This video just reminds me of a few things.

“Dont’u forget about me”

The tragic missed opportunity of a generation, we never got to see Cameron Jordan on the field with Jordan Cameron. It’s like how a previous generation missed out on all those Marino vs Elway match ups.

Jordan Cameron Retires Before Thinking He is Cameron Jordan.

Ryan had been so horribly mismatched, but also because nearly every one of those 12 picks (Jace Amaro in the second round, Jalen Saunders and Shaq Evans in the fourth, to name a few) turned out to be a dud.

While spectators fucked against a nearby parked car, I hope

Lol, he didn’t “knock over” anybody, but if you make that much contact in the box, you’re asking for him to go down. Why wouldn’t he? And you really can’t say this is a foul but not a red. If that’s a foul, then it’s gotta be red.