I’m not even sure I wanted to know this. I can’t fathom how her poor parents felt. I’m sure that nothing could be worse than what they imagined but having it proved is awful. I’m sure that they never believed that she was a willing ISIS bride.

Yes this.

I’m going to make this really simple for her. I work for the government in her neighboring state of West Virginia. When I was hired for this position, I had to sign a dozen or so pieces of paper that regulate my conduct while I’m acting as a state official. For instance: I can’t have a political bumper sticker on my…

Shocker - a mom who makes lists, does Internet research, befriends and observes other mothers, and then applies what she’s learned on a daily basis is generally seen as a good mother. Just like you learn and excel at any other job.

I know diddly about babies, especially newborns, but I feel like they would be super boring until they became somewhat mobile. However, it’s my understanding that most SAH parents aren’t just sitting around gazing at their baby all day long. Why didn’t this guy have other things to do? I’m sure there was laundry or…

he simply wants to thank his wife for being a good mother

YES, THANK YOU. There is not enough love being shown to Gene Kelly in this post or in these comments.

Well, it’s not REAL STRANGULATION if it’s your husband, you know...

Og God, all the foot fetish weirdoes are gonna come crawling out of the woodwork.

Seriously, folks, put your phone away.

My favorite is when a texting person bumps into you and gives you a dirty look.

the outfits they are wearing are probably worth tens of thousands of dollars and I think they look like fabulous soul sucking witches I would like to subscribe to their lifestyle blog i bet it comes w free cocaine

what’s wrong w doing heroin, man

Jesus these girls look bizarre.. and not in the “girls look different without makeup” way, but in the “they look like they’re on heroin” way.

I’m really sick of people suddenly deciding to be offended by the word “commit.” I’m honestly just really sick of people deciding to be so offended by things that are not even remotely offensive in general. Why are you equating “commit” with “committing a crime?” Commit is just a verb. People are allowed to commit…

AG Wilson:

Actually, that sounds like the kind of interaction that I’d like to have with a dealership. If they couldn’t care less about the car, if I get it serviced (on the off chance that I will need to), I won’t have to worry about someone revving up the engine and joyriding.

I hate this.

"her appropriation of the child while in utero was irresponsible, reprehensible."