It's extremely accurate, though.

In an oppressive regime there is very little in the way of the luxury of choice. I doubt any child chose to play a guitar like this. Here we are watching the fruit of years work towards the automation of a society. Watch the way they move like automatons, mimicking the act of playing the guitar happily for honors sake.

It's a joke, son; a Nineteenth Century equivalent to the statement, "This looks shopped / I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time." See more here: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-loo…

This looks darkroomed. I can tell from some of the grains and from seeing quite a few rooms in my time.

I didn't even want to fuck him before, but this sounds awesome.

I've got such a weird one which I love to tell people.

My college roommate was a very, very pale gal who grew up in Miami. She didn't tan, and was proud of it.

At a bar, in a sun dress, Jack White sidled over, pointed to her white-as-a-sheet gams, and asked, "Are those your real legs?"

She responded in the affirmative and went back to her drink.

I absolutely believe the Brian Bell story. Also, holyhelliwouldstillfuckbrianbell.

Jeez I had forgotten how pretty she was.

I thought the same thing when I heard that they were living together after her death. I have a strong feeling it's the mother. SHUDDER.

Test: would my asshole of a mother sell my passport after my untimely death? No, she would not. She would keep it. Ok, something's wrong here folks.

So, the next step is to exhume his body, yes?

I just kinda want to look at (as horrible as this sounds) the possibility that dolls like this being available might prevent actual child molestation from occurring. After all pedophilia is a mental illness; child molestation is a crime. So it's all well and good to take a stance against something mentally wrong with…

Phryne Fisher is the cat's meow and the bee's knees! I'm all goofy over this series. These folks are all wet. Just because a ritzy dame steps out with some swells and has a bit of whoopee they're all over her like a G-man on a speakeasy! They oughta mind their own beeswax, dry up, and get outta town! And HOW.

Yeah, I scrolled back up and checked that this was a COLLEGE, not high school, freshmen, because the apology seemed very ... young.

I believe what you are smelling is the distinct stench of someone apologizing not because they are sorry for doing it, but for getting caught.

I just love that the professor wrote this "In my house, at least, the irony is not lost that a white male student attempted to get by on the intellect of a brown woman...by stealing her work on appropriation."

A white male publishing a black female's work on appropriation as his own? This kid is a meta-genius.

"My name is Ms. Stewart, not Ms. Dodai."

Short hair looks good on extremely attractive woman. Details at 11.