Here’s the thing: kids get bored with shit in like 2 weeks. As cool and awesome as that house is, what it really needs to be is novel and changeable.

I thought I was gonna read that Beiber had REALLY done something nice, like, perhaps sent flowers to the funeral, or offered to pay for a service. Not pay a stupid bar tab.

A coworker of mine recently saw Ryan Cabrera in concert and had the “privilege” of meeting him after the show. She posted some pictures of her with him and DAMN is he beat af.

Yup, also really good! Sounds like you had an excellent lawyer!

That’s wonderful advice for life, really.

A nurse pushing a baby back in is pretty much the opposite of what you experienced!

Yeah, it rang a bell with me too...

Wait wait wait, after watching the video of “Johnny Depp” my legal opinion is that the video would not be admissible evidence because the man in that video could have been any selfish man-child, cowboy-hat-wearing-mother-fucker breaking things. IT’S NOT CLEAR THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY JOHNNY DEPP!!! My evidence? Let’s take…

Well, ya know. Yeah. I can understand that sentiment. But! To be fair to my nurse though, she didn’t screw up, she was just scared. And after it was all over, she was really excited and proud. So.

Yeah, perhaps! It IS good to have someone assist who is calm and confident.

My second baby came REALLY quickly, before the doctor was able to drive to the hospital to deliver her. And it was at midnight, and there were only 2 nurses, one of whom was REALLY nervous. I remember knowing that the baby was coming, and the scared nurse trying to tell me “don’t push, the doctor isn’t here yet!” and…

Agreed. Not that this is the place for me to be discussing my personal history/issues, but I dated someone 16 years my senior when I was 19. I thought it was all cool. I thought it was true love.

I DO want to read good books, actually written by trans people, so thanks for the suggestion!

Oh man! I just finished season 1 of True Detective and I would for sure take a class taught by Matthew McConaughey!!

Sounds like an interesting story. Chalk it up to “fiction” and call it a day, no?

Yeah that’s somehow the opposite of this example of “bad metaphors by teenagers” that said something along the lines of, “they had never met. They were like two squirrels who has also never met.”

Yeah, I feel that, but it was in a kinda immature way. Like talking about the disabled person who is “such an inspiration” and then you end up dehumanizing the person. But yeah. A bit of ally-ship gone bad.

Damn, it’s disappointing that this wasn’t able to make a sincere apology and also talk about the pretty pervasive and potentially harmful “binge drinking culture.” I really welcome that conversation. Obviously removing drinking won’t end rape, but I think it’s limiting us to not to talk about the relation of fucking…

Isn’t the abortion the “punishment”? Who here likes having abortions? IDK. It’s not the WORST thing I’ve ever experienced, but it was definitely punishing.

Dude! That was my thought too.