A few things.

Ugh, he’s the worst...

Someone posted this charming vid earlier about readjustment to gravity.

This is my favourite pic from the timeline. You know what you actually made me crave now? Pupusas! Those things will slay tamales any day. I'm a pupusa stan and refuse to acknowledge there's such a thing as gorditas.

Bitch, some of us were in high school before cellphones existed for the average person (even RAZORS). THE HORROR, I know.

It horrifies me that there are people walking around who are so young that they can’t even conceive of people going to high school before cell phones of any kind were something that children had.

I don't even mind Leonardo DiCaprio, but I just wanted him to lose so, so, much. And for Mad Max to win Best Picture. But I'm one of those people who can't have nice things.

I almost feel bad because I was not in love with Mad Max. It was certainly well done, but it needed more...substance to me? I guess I don’t like action films as much as I thought.

Have you seen her tho? She is gorgeous! Read the Vice interview with her...she’s something else.

Is it terrible of me to hope Leo doesn’t win? His hunger for it is ridiculous and I really just want to see the reaction shot when it goes to someone else.

Marc Jacobs made a top model out of Kendall Jenner. Her modeling debut was at the Marc Jacobs show. Jacobs is a behind the scene puppet master. He controls Kanye West and Miley Cyrus as well. Read the truth about him and Kendall here.

And I want them to tell me why a cure for cancer via science is a gift from god, but a cure for infertility isn’t the same thing. They cant. Because they are stupid.

Hot (unpopular) take: The Newsroom was preachy, a scold, and ridiculous. But I loved it. I wish it was still on the schedule if for no other reason for their internet expert kid could finish his expose of “people can be assholes on the Internet”

Not at all snark (she looks great) but if I’d seen that instagram post by itself I would have thought that was Lady Gaga. She looks crazy similar in that photo.

I'm 37 and I watched it like 5 times and got some some good chuckles out of it. I even said it to my daughter cause how could I not.

I love all the “oh, I’m old, I don’t get it.” There is nothing to get, you guys. I’m 27 and I laughed at the video. Why? Because a kid was using a funny voice to say nonsensical shit to another (good-looking) kid. Like.... what isn’t to get????? People’s desire to be “soooo above” memes is what I don’t get.

My husband’s grandmother at her 100th birthday party (attended by the city mayor): “I don’t let them give me flu shots. You have to give death a chance.”

Well, they could also talk about the fact that they owe their entire political career to their dads’s connections, but that might be awkward.

No offense to the fine architects and people of Winnipeg but that looks like a building made from Shrinky Dinks.

Do people think he’s hot or something? I keep hearing about how bad ass he is because of this tattoo which is certainly not the first thing that comes to mind when you think of PM body armour. But I mean he kind of looks likes a friendly furdle which in my mind is like this hybrid turtle/ferret combo. He’s giving me…