Yelling "stop the presses!" will only result in a 20,000 copy overrun by the time it stops.

Well, there it is folks:

The last time I saw girls in that position, with that look on their faces, the adjective "double headed" was involved.

The hairs add a whole new dimension of "ick".

You win. No better picture will be posted on the internet today.

Big surprise.

Very much so. One of the few things that can get a coal going underwater. :)

Canned bread (minus the cartoons) has been available in Albertson's Markets for at least as long as Squidward has existed.

How does this involve microwaves, again?

More like, possibly screw up a compass.

Hey, are we talking about the airshows at the Air Force base?

Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie to celebrate!

You see...we plant the seed...nature grows the seed....then we eat the seed.

Yup.

He should have studied [www.amazon.com] first.

Read that last paragraph again.

Aw, man! If they start up again, we'll have to avoid their evaporation pond on Ivanpah Dry Lake when we go landsailing or kite buggying!

You pooped your pants every time you saw them?

for iOS: The SkySafari 3 astronomy program is free through tomorrow in celebration of the eclipse.

This just in... Cirque du Soleil and The Beatles are requesting royalty payments for anyone using "5683".