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Hahahahaha oh nooooo! I'm sorry!! It can be fixed with lipliner, but then it just feels so obvious. Tiny mouths unite!

Every damn day.

She spelled dining wrong not once but twice! But she's a reader. And she's SUPER WOMEN!

I would like to join as well please and thanks.

Yes! I agree 100000%. It's like saying pus with a weird accent.

HOLD UP. Tofurky hot pocket?!?! Go on....

I'm so jealous of your built-ins!

I LOVE YOUR KITTY! His face! His ears! Aahh! He's so handsome.

I love your kitty's SPOT! I would give that spot kisses forever.

I hope I'm not the only one who keeps reading CornellFELCH.

You just brought silent laughter tears to my eyes. I plan on doing this to my boyf tomorrow morning. Butthole and all!

So the guy who broke into Kid Rock's house was......................Kid Rock?

Welp. Time to go home and douse my entire apartment in boiling water and bleach.

You took the words out of my mouth!! $3 mil and THAT'S the font they use?! One step above Papyrus, and that's me being generous.

Ugh, but bootstraps! B|

All I got out of this article is the fact that I NEED to dye my hair platinum blonde like, yesterday. I love dark brows/light hair combo. Also: nerds.

This guy looks like Jesus in a circa 1997 Unionbay sweater.

I don't like the implication that I'm some kind of moron because I'm a happy person and I smile a lot.

"I hope all paparazzi go sit on an ant hill with an open butthole."

On behalf of Iowa, I apologize for the existence of Steve King. I swear we're not all batshit fucking insane like he is.