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Numbers do not lie. We all share some responsibility for 45.

Dear lord, no. Mahogany is fantastic, but you’re thinking of Lady Sings The Blues.

Meanwhile this story played out with nary a word from Jez.

Yeah, but you’d miss our federal tax dollars.

I have nothing whatsoever to add to this conversation.. other than the fact that Calista Flockhart only poops during months without an ‘R’.

Did you know that you can shop Zara online? YAY!

YEAH! And while we are at it, anyone who isn't English should just quit using it. Like, yesterday. *eyeroll*

My labia are so ginormous that they need their own zip code.. so, needless to say, I will not be complying with this new MTA campaign.

Angry Cat? More like OCD Cat.

So then.. I take it RDJ is back on the Bolivian marching powder?

We pretty much know, he's actually a serial killer. There. Fixed it.

"No other cast member, under the exact same pressure, devolved into a little ball of hate like she did,"

OK, maybe not this season, but Ken Laurence from Season 12 was kind of an awful person. He threatened Helen, and got in a physical tussle with his male room mate..

Mark, I have to admit I wasn't completely on board with the idea of a dude writing for Jezebel.. but this vid has really won me over.. you can use my chapstick anytime.

Mark, I have to admit I wasn't completely on board with the idea of a dude writing for Jezebel.. but this vid has really won me over.. you can use my chapstick anytime.

That's not a vagina maker, bro.. it's a VULVAPRESS. Duh.

Girl has hella cherry wardrobe!

I love you for dropping the Hard C. I LOVE YOU.

Speaking of unlikable-a-holes, what's the backstory on your screen name?

Mostly no to bidets in the states. Just toilet paper. Lots and lots of expensive, tough on the environment, making some motherfuckers very rich, toilet paper.