Get a load of this: Cohen’s financial records from the Treasury database were leaked by an official who became concerned that other, much more alarming reports appeared to have been wiped from the records.

I think it’s pretty obvious what happened:

“Yes, sure, those letters probably are inside the garbage can now.” 

“Donald Jr. is a good-looking guy”

I have to star you if for nothing more than husbeast

Which is appropriate, considering her husbeast is the villain of a cheesy 80's sports movie.

GAAAAHHHHH!!!

very liberal Asian woman would make Trump’s head fucking explode.

That last picture of her is so frickin’ awesome. She looks so thrilled to be back and having her baby with her. And if that’s not a look of sheer exhausted joy I don’t know what is!

“But what if there are 10 babies on the floor of the Senate?”

This is horrifying. If I have a miscarriage, I want that fetal tissue to go to research if at all possible, so that it can save other lives. If I have an abortion, same thing. I want it to be used for research so that lives can be saved. That is MY fucking choice. After all, a parent can opt for their child’s organs…

If he wanted to warn someone about a bomb, he should have called theaters where The Emoji Movie was playing.

I’m pretty sure that screenshot is all of us.

I legit wonder if gun rights people like actually read a single gun control platform to see what gun control demands actually are. I’ve said before, I know gun owners who are pro-gun control, because they know no one is trying to take your guns (unless all your guns are assault weapons, in which case, why?).…

Black women are still raising America. Now its just showing white folks how they can overcome their racism and white privilege. Now its carrying the vote. Now its breaking it down for yall in the comments because Becky dont understand. But wtf do i know 😷😷😷😷😷😷😷🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

It’s a wonderful little show. Doesn’t take itself too seriously and everyone seems like they’re having fun. It’s charming. I’m hesitant to recommend it TOO much, because too-high expectations ruin many a good thing—but it’s good.

THANK YOU.

Just wanted to add that polygraphs are pure snake oil and it’s hard to believe, in the 21st century, that even Woody Allen’s paid PR trolls are still trying to get people to believe it’s not bullshit.

“I was just there to be there”

Dear god, please tell me Trump’s not immortal!