Lysistrata FTW.

Hey, if fetuses were armed with AR-15s, no doctor would dare try to abort them.

Every time you think you seen the absolute dumbest thing on this planet, to the point you are 100% convinced nothing could POSSIBLY be dumber...
Just wait five min. The GOP will show up with “Oh, THAT’S the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen? Here. Hold my beer. And my other beer. And my crackpipe. And don’t let anyone…

Also found this moron on one of Trump’s garbage tweets.

So how is Trump going going to spin this so it’s Obama’s or even Hilary’s fault?

UK Update:

“Oh god! There’s a cat in that burning building!....... Ah! I know what to do!” *Throws another cat into burning building* “Now they won’t be alone.”

And one in which Elizabeth Warren has had a phenomenal first year as president.

I can’t, because if they did, they wouldn’t be republicans. You might as well ask me to imagine powdered water.

This really is just desperation for anything on Hillary to try and stall the Mueller probe and discredit it.

Kevin de Leon has introduced the state-income-tax-as-“charity” bill in the State Senate (it’s also been introduced separately in the Assembly). This will likely pass (even California Republicans will vote for it, because it will restore full deductibility of state taxes), the IRS will dispute it, then it will force…

There’s a universe out there where Leslie Knope just started her second year as President of the United States. There’s another one where Michelle Obama just started hers.

I know this isn’t the best place for it but given how I likely won’t be up for Barf or Dirt Bag later this needs to be said now.

No shit. The federal government using its power to import one state’s laws into another state without the latter’s consent. Can you imagine what the response would be if this was about anything other than guns? Phrases like “stunning audacity” and “stupefying ideological dissonance” and “criminal stupidity” just…

Franken and Conyers will be gone, but Alabama will elect Roy Moore to the Senate, and worst of all Trump will still be president. There is not enough rum in the world to put in my eggnog.

There’s probably not much they can do about the rats and roaches. General Kelly uses them to identify leakers and saboteurs; he claims that he can communicate with them telepathically and see through their eyes, enabling him to monitor everyone and everything in the WH without creating subpoena-able audio or video…

Being A Young Person, I had no idea until a couple years back that the entire White House is relatively“new”; rebuilt or reconstructed from 1949-1952 after the decaying building got in such bad shape that a piano fell through a floor and into the dining room. They had to gut renovate the entire building:

Some people vehemently disliked her, but I enjoyed Ann Curry. Her voice tended toward a low register, and that was soothing (especially compared to Matt’s sometimes-nasally chatter, and another chirpy host whose name I cannot be bothered to recall).

My husband and I used to have this problem. If we have a stressor, I want to discuss it to death and he wants to leave it alone until he’s ready. We finally agreed on a ten minute venting session where I can let fly, and then we put it away. It’s been surprisingly good for me, he’s much less stressed, and we don’t…