“The jerseys feature the name CLEVELAND on the front so that players can find their way home after getting concussed by opponents.”

Those $600 can do wonders for me: $300 for monthly groceries, $300 to monthly school tuition for my 5th grader. Yes, you read that right. Only in Honduras!

Why can’t I see my comments in the Kinja platform? Is my account banned or restricted? Someone help, even though it’s friday.

Star Wars... AAAND L.A. Story

So “no” is the most used word? Sheesh, what are the odds....

Just an amazing piece to start off the weekend. Thanks for sharing!

So Kobe’s shooting will be improved by this?

Collateral damage

This movie’s gonna be a fantastic failure!

Defensive-minded Honduran side? Man, you sure did a fine impersonation of a Mexican soccer analyst trying to defend his/her natl’ team. Honduras couldn’t close the deal on many opportunities and had the US team on the ropes in the final 20 minutes of the match, no to mention the continuous headaches it gave them…

In case you missed it, Vanuatu pratically scored a goal per minute..... Per Minute! (I assume they included an additional minute by the end of the 1st half).

All I heard was “......!”

Hey Aaron, as long as you don’t make that part of your TD pass celebration, we’re cool. Stick to the belt!

Woh, woh, woh..... hey yo.... woh. Hey, time out. TIME OUT. TIME OUT!

Spacecrafts taking off from Egypt’s pyramids

What’s your average time in the bathroom while at the office for #2? Effective time, that is.

“Dejate de Joder, Dejate de Joder..!!” Yeah, I mean, don’t BS me, Messi!

Dale Carter

Ese gato es un hijueputa!

The model at the left started jinxing him from the beginning.