@traumamama: You too?!! I can't believe I've been on the stuff about 3 years now. And you're right, I NEVER leave the house without it.

@ClydeFarley: I reached into my bag for my cell phone. Found 3 toy phones instead. 3!

@MargaretMoony: Hmmm. I actually think I might be preg. with Kanye's baby. Can I still be in your club?

@lonelyinmynightmare: Well done fellow shitasses. You have converted me;I now consider myself a member of the SJP club! I've always liked her but found some of her moments on SATC complete torture. The point made about her audacity to behave as if she's a fantastic beauty is so spot on. Thanks for learning me Jezzies!

@Kitty: I feel if you're going to put on a show like that at a public pool, you then don't get to decide what the Internets say about you.

Heinous taste in boyfriends.

I think he's pissed off about those ugly-ass ribbons.

@lonelyinmynightmare: I'm so happy you've recovered and maintained a sense of humor. Actually, I think not taking advice from friends in HS should be heeded by all!

@lonelyinmynightmare: That really just breaks my heart. Just wondering if you were seeing a dermatologist?

@NewsBunny:

@Snarfblat: Agreed. I'll be very interested to see if this flies off the shelves. I wonder when we can see some sales numbers?

@Niki S: Totally didn't know that. You have my sympathies. If Americans were going to be expected to pay for the wedding of ultra-wealthy royals in our current economic climate, there would be blood in the streets. Seriously. This must irritate you to no end.

@Niki S: Does she not work or go to school? For some reason I thought she was somewhat accomplished...

@lolita7b3: Agreed! He's obvs Team Cake. God, will the members of team pie stop at nothing with their devious recruitment techniques?!

@applejuice: Can. not. stop. laughing.

@AtomiClash humanitarian mizanthrope: Christ on a cracker. I know it's GQ and all, but shit like this makes me wonder if women have really made any progress at all.

@Ima B. Me: Oh God... I can't believe I'm asking this but I'm just not getting why the smell was so bad. Care to enlighten me?

@ShaynaLK: Yeah, unless you had reason to experience the shows and movies in which she "acts", you would have no idea of her. I, too, was blissfully unaware until about a year ago. Now, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are, sadly, a major subject of conversations between my 9 yr old daughter and me. I thought of…

Sorry, but I disagree with the masses here. I think you have every right to limit what goes into your 11-12 yr old daughter's ears. As to this assumption that kids don't pay any attention to the lyrics, I think that's bs. Let's say for the sake of argument though, that lyrics aren't of importance to young ears. I…

@feministabroad: I clearly am a lesser Jezzie here as many are giving her props for her effort. I, on the other hand, think she should take her b.s. non-apology and shove it up her bony, cellulite-free ass. I simply can not accept an olive branch from someone who feels disgusted whilst watching a "fattie" cross the…