@SarahMC: Thinking from their perspective, what are the fatties going to do? Boycott all the clothing companies in the mag that don't go past size 12-14 anyway?

@TheFormerJuneBronson: 8 months to go for us and things aren't looking any better over here.

@HelloTitty: I'm not sure about that. Her stated goal in life was to(this is a quote) "Have more children than Rose).

@Paesan Y'all: I hear you! But, then, I think about how much of my energy would be spent on trying not to slap that shit-eating grin off my hubby's face. I have a feeling that violence against the leader of the household may be frowned upon in such circles.

@MizSpunkSplatter: Where'd you hear that one? Maxim?

@dimegirl: Not gay or bi, but I am female. Wondering aloud if her non-Hollywood appearance and what you see is what you get-aesthetic is attractive to the "My image is my identity" starlet types. Or, maybe, I'm just spouting gobbledygook due to exhaustion. I do know I have just spent far too much time thinking about…

@caseycannolis: I think it's the cutting part that I find the most unappealing. If someone just handed me, say, the elbow or the foot on a plate, I would probs scarf it down. God, it really is creepy though. (I can't seem to stop staring. It's like I'm being hypnotized. Must. stop. now)

@the.bleach: I should just accept that I'll never be the 1st on Jez to say something. Anyway, to the topic at hand, YES, Eva Mendes!

@mochajavalatte: ACK! Seconds, I meant seconds! No, I wouldn't care for 108 minutes either. Which brings up an interesting question... Any lady Jezzies out there who would care for an hour and 48 min. intercourse session?

Hey! For all the people horrified at the "108 minutes guy", give some thought for those of us who can't have the Big O from p-in-v. 108 minutes is fine by me.

@WhoDoYouKnowHere: Oh. My. God. *speechless*

@T. L. Morgendorffer: Ahhh, I see. Dumb as a box o' rocks AND a sad little pee pee. Almost makes me feel a little sorry for him. Almost...

Are we sure that the dick in question is in fact attached to BF? Because I just CAN NOT believe someone with an IQ over 34 would do this. And yes, as has been mentioned, the subject of said pictures is not partcularly impressive. I mean, how does one think this is a brilliant idea? Ego? Drugs? Doesn't think of the…

@kookla: You forgot to tell us where you'll be for the rest of the week ;)

@BinxTheCat: Love him too! How, HOW can anyone deny the awesomeness that is JT?

@LemonSour: I'm 40 and married with 2 kids. Just last Christmas I left the state for the 1st time in 13 years. I've never left the USA. If I knew then what I know now, I would not have had children and would definitely either not gotten married or married someone different. I do love my dh and kids, but Trust! It is…

@morninggloria: Ahhh, memories. I was just a whippersnapper when the bf made a "deposit" in my eye. What did I do next, you ask? Ran screaming to the phone and called Poison Control to see if I was in danger of going blind. No, *sigh* I'm not kidding. Good times.

@Pennsylvanian100: Beautifully said. I'll gladly take these over a dress of meat, or Rodarte's redwood tree print monstrosities any day.

@malted: What's the American equivalent to chav?

@Zulkey: Yes, not a good look for him. On another note, the "Hey Girl" thing never fails to crack me up. I'm so easily amused, it's kind of pathetic.