This is the entirety—nothing cut out—of a conversation I had with a stranger while walking to the nearest bus stop.
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Hi LeVar! Thanks in no small part to obsessively watching Reading Rainbow growing up, I'm about to go back to school to become a children's librarian.
The last time I was in this place there was an older lady who seemed like she might have a few screws loose who kept demanding they bring her these panties she'd bought there once before that they were out of. Eventually it came to light that she was just buying new panties so she wouldn't have to do laundry.
I love it. He's like a real-life Ron Burgundy! Who I think he's said is his hero or something? Anyway, the dumb stuff he says is usually hilarious.
Those for the most part sound like better arguments for basically like...voting with your dollar and buying ethically-sourced meat from small farms. Which yeah, would probably mean you effectively don't eat as much meat, but is different.
This is perfect in every way.
Is that a form of normcore?
It's so crazy to me how contouring is essentially like an underpainting. (P.S. Big ups to Bob Ross for teaching me about the concept of underpainting.)
In the linked article they say he was saying it "jokingly" or whatever. I think Jared Leto isn't actually a Fall Truther and was just making a weird, not-very-good joke.
AHAHAHA "This Dallas buyer isn't buying it!" Tabloid writing is the worst/best.
I got in a real big argument with a dude once because he said Kesha was a terrible role model for young girls and thought she was like...a negative influence on cultural in general. Anyway, the Blow video basically confirmed to me that I was always right about her. Being vindicated feels preeeeeetty awesome.
Shoot water into your gums, gunk comes out. It's supposed to be more effective than flossing. My dad has one and is always trying to get me to try it when I'm home. "You'll be amazed at what comes out of your head!"
I literally just tried this and now I have a vague chest pain am I about to die because of Jezebel?!
What an unsettling BMW ad.
This is on fucking point. The most annoyingly over-sharey girl I know was a late virgin because she was very sheltered growing up. She started about being way, way too detailed when for some reason discussing her fantasies and now she's way, way too detailed when discussing the actual sex she's having. It's like she's…
A-fucking-men.
Cousin Matthew, I love you and I support you on your journey but I miss when you had a lil more chub on you.
I crazy-hate Scarlett Johansson but I guess you never see her face so it was easier for to tolerate than it would be someone who has Joaquin Phoenix. Anyway, I liked it.
That's what I expected it to be when I saw it but I actually thought it was really great.
I always thought the "masculine" way was just supposed to be the "cool person" way and as such have been doing it since seeing that 3rd Rock episode as a kid. Weird!