‘Returned chicken to customer’...

People are like ‘why would anyone want a 4 cylinder mustang?’, and I guess the apparent answer is because we live in a performance car renaissance where even the lower tier trim has enough power to vaporize every V8 GT that came just a few generations before it. I still remember the early days where muscle cars had…

I’m sorry oppo, but you don’t get to not see this if I don’t.

Hey there. Approximately 150 billion years ago, I wrote this as a Halloween horror story of an oppo (and a bunch of others). Well here we are in the future and...well...

why people gotta be dumb... Do they not know Jaguars are dangerous? Do people really think big cats are just really large docile house cats?

They did what? THEY DID WHAT!?! No...No, they can’t- this wasn’t supposed to happen for at least another 20 years! Fuck! FUUUUUCK! Shutdown production and throw away all of our designs, we need to jump ahead of this! Fuck it, W32 engines, let’s go.

I’VE HAD BLUEBALLS FOR 10,000 DAYS DAMNIT, GIVE ME MY WIIIIIIIIIINGSSSS

We edge out the competition... In horrible design. Nobody do it worse than us. Hey, notice that coupe-like profile? Yeah! Thats to remind you of when you traded away your funmobile for this monstrosity when the baby came. We had to make the back all squashed to do that so it's way smaller than it looks inside.…

You ain’t ready for all this jelly.

Step 1; BE RICH.

Well if no one paid you to say it WHY DOES IT SAY ‘SPONSORED’ RIGHT UNDER YOUR NAME, CHARLIE?

HOW???

Gettin’ reeeal tired of your stingy RAM bullshit nVidia. You have no business charging more than a thousand for a card with less than 16 GB of VRAM on it and the 3/6/11 SKU designs are older than the bowling green massacre and NEED TO DIE.