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Thieves, Gotta Love Them

Lol break into my car and then roll the window down because you can’t get out again and have to use the outside latch. Master thieving skill, that. Though you’re definitely going to be disappointed when those checks you stole return as ‘account closed’. Have fun trying to cash those years-old check stubs, asshole.

Kinjastellar

Infinite Scrolling is our greatest advancement. But...what if we could go farther? What if...what if we could infinitely scroll the same article? Recursive kinja, folding in on itself like a 4D onion. It’s impossible...no. We must see. We must try....

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