Step 1; BE RICH.

Well if no one paid you to say it WHY DOES IT SAY ‘SPONSORED’ RIGHT UNDER YOUR NAME, CHARLIE?

HOW???

Gettin’ reeeal tired of your stingy RAM bullshit nVidia. You have no business charging more than a thousand for a card with less than 16 GB of VRAM on it and the 3/6/11 SKU designs are older than the bowling green massacre and NEED TO DIE.

DIZNEY STHAP

Step 1; Wait until your opponents have maximum tactical advantage over you before asking for something they don’t want to give you. If you have the advantage before hand and can get it without their interference FOR LITERALLY YEARS ...don’t.

DAFUQ

You just gonna have to trust me. 

A Chonky boi

THAT IS NOT A FUCKING SPORTS CAR, NEVER TRUSTING YOU AGAIN 

For fuck sake...

But even I voted to end greyhound racing in Florida. Not even dogs deserved what that industry was doing to them. Glad to see it go down in flames.

Raptor vs. Ranger.

Well played, guys. Well played.

Come on, Nissan ain’t the only thing we got! You know what...we don’t even have Nissans anymore! Look, see? What? THAT RED CAR AIN’T A NISSAN!! IT’S NOT! IT DON’T EVEN HAVE A NISSAN LOGO ON IT!! WHO TOLD YOU THAT LIE?!