Buuut...if you want a V12 AWD Hothatch, you have only one option.

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Man, that was a crazy time back in the 2000s when GM was struggling and desperately sourced some BMW V12s and stuffed them under the hoods of a handful of Envoys. Remember that, everyone?

MADNESS, ANARCHY, VIOLENCE ON A MASS SCALE. A thunderstorm took out the most critical stoplight for at least three miles. What do you get when you add that to a very large shopping center with two very small exits? MAD MAX THUNDERDOME! NO ONE ENTERS, NO ONE LEAVES, THE ONLY WINNER IS FLORIDA MAN, EVERYONE ELSE LOSES

Cowards Begone! Goose Howard is here. Leave it all to him. You can just die!

Come on, Bruh.

“When asked by ZDNet if the government knows what the laws of mathematics state around breaking into end-to-end encryption, the Australian Prime Minister said, ‘The laws of mathematics are very commendable, but the only law that applies in Australia is the law of Australia’.”

Crack pipe or crack pipe?

Thanks for your help in winning smaller lotteries like 5 times now. It’s great, really. But what would be even better than great would be to win one specific lottery one time. Then I can stop playing. Thanks for your help!

488: Ho-ho! Well if it isn’t our old pall the R-Late!
R8: That’s not my name!
Aventador: Haha, it is now!
599 GTB: Just look at that price tag. Disgusting. I bet that’s low enough for one of the poors to buy you.
R8: Is not!
488: Woah, you better reign in your little brother here, Aventador.
Aventador: Pfft. What’s this…

Nani!?!?

To celebrate, I brought a Powerball ticket. I’m not going to win.

It could be infiniti. We don’t really don’t know. But it could be. It has to be something, but it could be infiniti, right?

Time to upgrade! *log into newegg*

Top THAT, fellow opponauts!

If you never saw this playing live out of the machine itself...we can’t be friends.

Honda has decided to copy Ferrari’s business model for the Type-R. The MSRP is $30k, but you can expect something closer to $50k if you want one now, and limited production numbers means that’s not going to change.