When everything at work is going to shit and you have a breakdown, losing touch with reality.

You can only reheat cold shit so many times. You ordered that pizza 28 years ago, throw it away already.

R.I.P. in pumpernickel 

It’s true. Sonic does not look good. He looks bad in every scene he’s in. Let’s get that out of the way; Sonic looks bad. But...the movie itself looks kinda ok? A little bit? Maaaaybe Jim Carrey can save it? 🤷‍♀️

‘Returned chicken to customer’...

People are like ‘why would anyone want a 4 cylinder mustang?’, and I guess the apparent answer is because we live in a performance car renaissance where even the lower tier trim has enough power to vaporize every V8 GT that came just a few generations before it. I still remember the early days where muscle cars had…

I’m sorry oppo, but you don’t get to not see this if I don’t.

Hey there. Approximately 150 billion years ago, I wrote this as a Halloween horror story of an oppo (and a bunch of others). Well here we are in the future and...well...

why people gotta be dumb... Do they not know Jaguars are dangerous? Do people really think big cats are just really large docile house cats?