When did that happen? That’s not....this is a bad idea certainly, right? Somebody talk me out of this. 

Link in case of Kinja

I need $10,000, is what I’m trying to say. Link in case of Kinja

When everything at work is going to shit and you have a breakdown, losing touch with reality.

You can only reheat cold shit so many times. You ordered that pizza 28 years ago, throw it away already.

R.I.P. in pumpernickel 

It’s true. Sonic does not look good. He looks bad in every scene he’s in. Let’s get that out of the way; Sonic looks bad. But...the movie itself looks kinda ok? A little bit? Maaaaybe Jim Carrey can save it? 🤷‍♀️

‘Returned chicken to customer’...

People are like ‘why would anyone want a 4 cylinder mustang?’, and I guess the apparent answer is because we live in a performance car renaissance where even the lower tier trim has enough power to vaporize every V8 GT that came just a few generations before it. I still remember the early days where muscle cars had…