The most disturbing thing about this image is they're making a sequel to 'The Smurfs' movie!

I don't know... anyone willing to tattoo Pornfidelity.com on his cheek is doing me a favor. He's voluntarily labeling himself as someone who will not be allowed within a mile of my (hypothetical) children.

Indeed. Note to self: attend Burning Man. Bring hula hoop.

Well, for Europe, there's a Micro-USB to Lightning adapter. So probably just a matter of time before they (or a 3rd party) make it available stateside.

Honorable mention for 'Deadly Friend'? No flesh eating, but remote controlled. Plus, Kristy Swanson.

Actually, not true. They already have a Micro-USB to Lightning adapter they will be making available to Europe, so chances are they (or a 3rd party) will make them available here in the not-too-distant future.

Here you go: Micro-USB isn't smart or powerful enough for Apple.

Asked and answered: http://www.businessinsider.com/apple-iphone-lightning-vs-micro-usb-2012-9

Perhaps if the title of the video was "Pasty-Wearing Hula Hooping Girls", your expectations would have been better aligned.

I don't know. I'm thinking Avicii. Though it could be intercepted alien transmissions.

The point is Apple has used the same dock connector since the iPod. They came out with the iPhone- dock connector. The iPad? Dock connector. For 9 years, across multiple product lines, Apple has used the same connector. The same can't be said about Samsung- or any other electronics manufacturer, really.

Yeah... then there's this: http://www.businessinsider.com/apple-iphone-lightning-vs-micro-usb-2012-9

Well played!

The point is Apple has used the same dock connector since the iPod. They came out with the iPhone- dock connector. The iPad? Dock connector. For 9 years, across multiple product lines, Apple has used the same connector. The same can't be said about Samsung- or any other electronics manufacturer, really.

Share with the class then!

But it was worth it, no?

Is it true what they say? 87% of statistics are made up, but 60% of the time, it works every time?

I've had two iPhones so far- a 3G, and a 4. I've wished for a removable battery exactly zero times. I've had phones with removable batteries prior to the iPhone. With the exception of cleaning them, I never removed the battery covers.

"—the bit referring to Apple's new connector comes off as a bit snide."

Impressive? Sure. More impressive than a GoPro mounted on a Hula Hoop at Burning Man? I don't know...