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You're thinking of Samsung as one company when in reality, there are multiple divisions. The LCD manufacturing division (or whatever they call themselves) is going to have targets based on previous years. They raise prices, causing their sales to drop. They miss expectations, lots of people don't get bonuses, and…

Well, let him know his list has brought much humor and entertainment to me and other office drones I've known in my life. I'll have to check out the game.

Kidding aside, I believe his phrasing is "Green is for the Money, Gold is for the Honeys".

I should clarify. To you or I, or any of their superiors, it's "Theft" or "Loss" or Shrink". But those words have such negative connotations, and so those involved justify it by referring to it as "Gaming the system".

What an excellent back and forth. I wonder how I missed it the first time through. Oh yeah, it was an article about the Chevy Spark!

Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan. The Chairman of the Board. Former pimp, Christian minister (try reconciling that one in your head- pimp/minister!), hip hop personality, actor, and fashion designer from Chicago.

Indeed.

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

If the shade of green is "cash money" and the shade of white is "cocaine", do I even want to know what the correct shade of yellow is called?

I'm Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan, and I approve this car.

Thanks. Now I'll be saying that all day.

Hey man, that's my car!

World's fastest, uh... turd?

He is such a talentless hack. Talk about the embodiment of the entitlement generation.

Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan would like to thank you for designing his next Rolls-Royce.

Agreed. That one's high on the list of "just plain ugly" cars.

Have you tried Ferrari's configurator?

I'm just going to leave this here: http://nooooooooooooooo.com/