In Nate's defense, this is his busiest month at the North Pole.

You should have said "NO" to posting this comment.

Give the guy credit. At least he said "NO" to Jameis right away, instead of saying "YES" but then waking up the next morning and deciding that his "YES" was really a "NO" and going to the cops about it, which is something that really, truly, happens all the time.

Hey, I don't know if this is the right place for this or if I even should post this

Police released this photo of Albert Carlos Ford:

No, it's really fucking easy to tell.

Or blame morons who imbue hockey with idiotic tit-for-tat reprisal-based morality. Those people are gaaaaaaaaaaaarbage.

In fairness, the next non-dumb idea from a bar in Wrigleyville will be the first.

This is a contradiction. If you use Pam spray, you are already dead.

And so, for the 1,943rd time in a row, Temple heads into a rebuilding year.

Sorry, Walter.

So a solid C+ then?

Well, at least there was something positive to come out of this Jameis Winston deal.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Red Sox fans can call Ellsbury a traitor, but most of them aren't smart enough:

At his age it's understandable he's lower than he should be on the Iron.

Oh Bleacher report, your attention to detail is floorless.

Black man clapping for no reason.

Did Chief Wiggum tape off the Jeep? That's quality work.

I didn't either, not even remotely. So close it up now.