Zolak: If you could have a superpower, what would that one superpower be?

[thoughtfully considers reaching for yellow card]

Holy crap, that locker room looks like a dive.

That was a great read. Kudos.

Yankees: [play a doubleheader]

"Don't forget about us". -USA

"Yep. Right over here." - Kim Il-sung

"Count me in on that." - Kim Jong-il

The Associated Press Gives Not A Single Shit About North Koreans

"Recently, though...Vaughn's appeal has started to wane"

Holy shit, Manziel was traded to Tech?

Winston has been a star on campus ever since he first got to Tallahassee. Even while he was redshirting. He was in no way "unknown".

Pam Beasley looks awful.

I'm not going to slam community colleges, because I used to teach at one. But I also used to teach at USF.

It's not sentencing, it's arbitration to determine if the sentence (decided solely upon by Selig) is fair/just/appropriate.

In a vacuum, Rodriguez is one of the most unsympathetic athletes ever.

He may have also had two or three talented-ish teammates at Purdue.

This is all about fan safety. It greatly decreases the likelihood that a fan will fall out of the stadium and land in the parking lot.

Fake. It says "excellent health."

At least he died doing what he loved: something you've probably never heard of before.