When, in life, I find myself in a situation that I'd describe as "in a bind"... My first reaction is "I'm fucked" — because I'm so sensational like that!!1!1!

Timothy, you've been "on assignment" for some time now... 3 time zones West of HQ, but more than a 4-hour freeway drive from the Pacific Ocean??... Posting from a penthouse suite? What gives?

The Falcons are having a hard enough season on their own, thank you very much

Mike Nugent's Missed Field Goal Was The Costliest Play Of

Mike Zimmer Sounds F'ed Up With The Vikings

22+50+3 = 75

"Oh and, thanks again, Brett."

Las Vegas oddsmakers don't take bets on the Globetrotters. I don't have to live here to know that.

The QB spit on his coach, thus coach leaves injured QB in the game?

Old. Worn out. Yawn.

No, it's like if two teams were tied 3-3 at the half - and the favorite is currently only ahead 20-10 in the 4th quarter. Nice snap judgement.

+1991

it probably finished 32nd

I have a Turn Down For Watt, a Beats By Ray, and a Multiple Scoregasms in my 12-team league!! Just forwarded them the link to this article while laughing uncontrollably.

done for the season, if not longer.

quite related!

well yeah, but that was a concussion on contact - and a double for good measure when he whiplashed to the turf. Can't be surprised if/when we find out he doesn't play any more.

Worse than the normal house edge.

your annual salary (after taxes).

I'm going dump another Five-spot into the nickel machine at the gas station, just for that.