OtisEagle
OtisEagle
OtisEagle

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

I like to compress them down into diamonds, which I then wear.

...but what’s the use on gawker media?

I’m sure. Teenagers smell really bad.

Gator wrasslin’ isn’t taught in Basic, as far as I know.

It’s really a lot more about not wanting to pay for an army, but you enjoy your fantasy.

This is exactly why we have about a million traffic laws, testing/licensing, and state and federal agencies devoted to regulating driving and improving highway safety because it’s so dangerous. But when it comes to guns I guess the best we can do is occasionally require a background check because liberty!

In terms of sheer numbers, yes, cars absolutely kill more people than guns do. But I’m less sure about rates (which imply number of deaths divided by the time spent interacting with the potentially lethal object).

I thought he was pretty clear in the original interview that he wasn’t talking about things that had happened to him, but things that had happened to other child actors he had worked with or been friends with. It’s sad that he has to re-clarify that. Stupid Internet.

You are right, that isnt no one, 1% is a counting error.

Dont worry, everyone else is also oblivious to Gary Johnson.

His policies blow around with the wind, kinda like his hairpiece.

The bloated corpse of an Oompa-Loompa who drowned a week ago and just floated ashore. How’s that?

Those who promote not eating meat sometimes do say that meat saps your energy by diverting it all to digesting meat. Kind of like a sedative, I guess.

It also sounds like she has a lot of a tempeh tantrums

Take the tinfoil hat off. I had tried 2 other antibiotics that didn’t kick it so I essentially had the same sinus infection for 3 months which included breaking a rib from coughing. 2 scoping procedures and one round of Levaquin and a steroid later I went 2 years without another sinus infection.

Why do you have to measure snakes in inches? ‘Cause they don’t have feet!

Zero legs. Snakes.

Oh, sure. When they do it, it’s art. When I walk around the park naked, it’s all “Come with us, sir. You’re not allowed to hang a peanut butter pine cone bird feeder from your genitalia.”

There’s a guy who fucks with his socks on.