Not only does he seem to think that all women are conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, but like, he wants all those alleged conniving sex hypnotists to stop lusting over his protuberance? IDGI.

I don’t think we should be executing anyone, but if we’re going to, we should at least be honest with ourselves about what we’re doing. I suspect that if people were really confronted with it, support for the death penalty would wither amongst all but the most fire-and-brimstone, hell-loving sorts of Christians.

I think that if we as a society have decided that we are okay with the state executing criminals, we shouldn’t try to make ourselves feel better about it by using “humane” methods such as lethal injection. There is nothing humane about it, and mistakes often lead to far more suffering than more gruesome but quicker…

Has there ever been a man named Tucker who was not a complete shitheel?

Why should life be unanimously protected, everyone has some morsel of virtue in them waiting to bud? No, some people are shitty and it’s better for everyone if they’re dead.

I just don’t fathom, in the slightest, any concern for convicted felons on death row. Take them out back and shoot them in the fucking head, that’s what, the cost of a bullet? They should be treated worse than rabid dogs.

I think it’s interesting to note that homosexuality was first criminalized in Russia in the 18th century, and that the Bolsheviks briefly legalized it (before Stalin came to power and criminalized it again).

But the Communists’ couldn’t eradicate religion, either. There were 50 million Orthodox Christians in the USSR…

The barriers between culture and religion are permeable - they intermix. Culture creates religion and religion influences culture. There are features both of Christianity and of Islam that are hostile to homosexuality. Not surprising when one considers their common origin. Orthodox Judaism is also fairly hostile to…

You cannot arrest or repress people who just don’t exist in the republic. If such people existed in Chechnya, law enforcement would not have to worry about them, as their own relatives would have sent them to where they could never return.

Summer is coming! Be careful you don’t overheat. Have something cool to drink.

Absolutely correct. Medically accurate sex education and access to contraceptives are the only proven methods of reducing abortion rates. They are also two things that the pro-life movement is opposed to.

Einsatzgruppen Amerikanisch

and you don’t understand why and you’re so disappointed and you’re so blindsided by it, it hurts.

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What about those of us who identify not as a lark or owl, but as a shoebill? Or maybe a guillemot? Kingfisher?

There are more than two kinds of birds, vision scientists.

What if your pee is as black as the empty spaces between the stars?

Yes

Rare, yes. Impressive? I’m more surprised someone would do this than impressed.

So we can assume that you are opposed to the decision reached by the SCOTUS in Citizens United?

Why do you hate freedom, Ellie? We should legalize all activities that involve convincing people of things that aren’t true. You know, like fraud.