I think it’s a fucking travesty that “it offends God” is a part of any legislative process in the United States in the 21st century. 

No Krogmance?

No, he doesn’t.

Tidal flexing from the gravitational influence of Jupiter and its other moons likely generates enough heat to maintain a liquid water ocean, two to three times the volume of Earth’s oceans. More than harboring a possibility for extraterrestrial life, AFAIK it is the most promising candidate in the solar system. We…

Meanwhile, the Satanic Temple is fighting to stop corporal punishment in schools.

There’s nothing worth learning in the Bible that children can’t learn somewhere better.

It’s okay. Soon all ecological niches in the ocean will be filled by floating trash islands, oil spills, and mats of bacteria.

I’m not a Christian. By any stretch of the imagination. I definitely do not take the bible seriously.

I am almost certain I could do a better job than Betsy DeVos.

I mean, it does. In Leviticus 18:22, and in Leviticus 20:13, and in Romans 1:26-27, and in 1 Corinthians 6:9, and in 1 Timothy 1:10.

Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s great that the people who ignore these verses are the people we consider moderate or decent Christians, but their decency is inversely proportional to…

Has there ever been a kind of pastor other than a self-described pastor?

Almost nothing would make me happier.

When I was 9 years old I got document certifying that I had completed a course in “Weird Science.” Do you think I should run for state senate?

I think maybe I’m getting too old to understand what the world has become.

I swear officer, I have no idea what happened. One minute everything was fine, and the next I felt my fists being irresistibly drawn toward this man’s face.

I don’t have anything insightful to say. Fuck this torrent of hot garbage.

I’m willing to concede the point - booze can make you say crazy shit you don’t really believe, for sure.

But, I mean. Gibson is still an anti-Semite. Unless you think he was consistently drunk during the production of Passion of the Christ.

I can’t give enough stars.

And for one episode in the back of a police car on eight double tequilas to sort of dictate all the work, life’s work and beliefs and everything else that I have and maintain for my life is really unfair

Loser flag