Racist, redneck, white nationalist scum often don’t. They’re the kind of people for whom “ferner” means “someone with a different accent than mine” and “Elitist” means someone without a detectable accent or more fluent in their “native” tongue than they are.

See, I don’t feel compelled to buy the “If it’s not actively oppressing me right this second, it’s not racist” argument that lets angry minorities slur and slander caucasians as a group. That’s not healthy, doesn’t do anyone any good any more than any other sort of bigotry does, and is, in fact, racist.…

Context is everything. There’s nothing more wholesome and joyful than the laughter of a small child, is there?

Jesus Wept.  You should have returned with a court summons...

Funny you should mention sous vide. The only time I ever saw someone order a well-done steak without fanfare - and get it - was in the most upscale steakhouse I ever ate at. It took so long, over an hour, that they had to have done it sous vide. He was warned ahead of time. They held our orders so we all ate together.…

Someone hit Gene Hackman’s car in Hollywood when he was 71 years old. Dude got out and beat the snot out of the guy then and there.

And, just like previous excoriations of Wall St. hedge fund managers and the CEO of Wells Fargo, they will shrug sheepishly, get into a $500 per hour limousine, and drive back to their offices where absolutely nothing will change.

Don’t forget the part where all but 3 of those pre-made chunks are available for real money at the in-game shop!

Dude’s going to need a LOT more than a mop to clean up that mess in King’s Landing...

I’m sorry, but shit would go down if my kid came home, unannounced, with a “free ass kicking” voucher from some random mom of some random kid he or she didn’t even know.

And we’re all going to get one... in about 15-20 years after Martin dies from choking on a twelve-pound hero sandwich while watching football and his estate finalizes approval for Brandon Sanderson to finish the book series.

I don’t get it.  Why falsify them to positives?  Where’s the motive?  Wouldn’t it make much more sense to quietly offer the service of falsifying them to negative, in exchange for compensation?

Nobody deserves to be assaulted, especially while in the care of the state as a prisoner. They should DNA test every single male who so much as delivered a pizza to that facility in the month the docs say the insemination should have happened, and throw the unholy book at whoever matches. And then make them pay 50% of…

The rattling sound you hear is the Earl of Sandwich rolling in his grave at approximately 200,000 rpm. Collard greens and cole slaw? That’s barely food, let alone a sandwich. Greens are a DRESSING on a sandwich, not the content! This cuisine started with roast beef between two slices of bread so that one’s hands…

I’m seeing versions of the story that indicate she wasn’t pregnant at all, not that this fact alone adds justification to a murder of course.

That’s just rank.  All of it.

I’ve seen this go the other way, you know. Wife has no job, or a freelance, non-day-to-day scheduly one like (non-journalist, obviously) writing. Husband works 50 hours a week, corporate or blue-collar.

Dude, if you feel unsafe, call 911. They have better response times and, oh yeah, IT’S THEIR JOB to respond to calls like that in the midle of the night. What’s a live Door Dash rep picking up the phone at midnight gonna do if the delivery person decides to break in and hurt you? Authorize a refund?

You end up with a huge immigrant homeless problem.  Now they’re criminals, and you can demonize them further.  Everything is both political and needlessly cruel with this administration.  The GOP needs to be disbanded and its leadership incarcerated at Gitmo for the foreseeable future.  Maybe a few years of…

You’re not wrong, but I’d say it’s more like the “shady guys” from the “horrific war criminals” at this point.