H/t to you for even catching that!

Is Hudson the inspiration for the "wowzas in me trousahs" guy?

The fans didn't call the Thunder "glorified imposters" last week, or the freaking MVP Kevin Durant "Mr. Unreliable" last year. I hate the Thunder because they are my team's rivals, but I feel for Thunder fans, because their ridiculous, cynical, apparently tone-deaf local media is doing everything it can to ensure…

Pretty much word for word, although the "petulant child" part was only implied.

That's quite the original hot take, Mr. Schilling (or Mr. Kruk, I can't tell their voices apart).

at this point i'm just wondering what the kid did that AP thought was so bad

After giving the situation additional thought, we have decided this is the appropriate course of action for the organization and for Adrian.

Just hearsay and allegations. And I signed a plea-bargain. Once again, not true.

It is completely illogical to label a woman a gold digger for no reason other than she dated/married a wealthy man, and with no regard to any other details of their relationship (they met in high school, before he had any gold to dig; they stayed in touch while going to different colleges; he was the one who wanted to…

They met in high school, but don't let facts get in the way of your misogyny.

I don't know McManus personally, but I suspect she would do it (and likely sacrifice her career) if she thought it would make any difference - i.e. if her source was Goodell himself or someone else at the highest level, and she had an email or voicemail from him talking about the video. If it's just some underling…

I think you might be underestimating the effect of the insular echo-chamber that is the League Office. This is a small group of powerful men whose number one concern is protecting the NFL. It wouldn't surprise me at all if they saw the video and interpretted it within the framework of what they wanted to see -…

You know what I'm most concerned about? Janay Rice's immediate safety. Right now, her abuser is facing the most public of humiliations and potentially the end of a very lucrative career. Guess who abusers blame when they get in trouble?

Yup, football players' feet are just as gross as I imagined.

Decent write-up, but WaPo trumped you with the pun.

I agree that it's entirely Barao's fault that he missed weight, I'm just not willing to put him in the same category of screw up as Cejudo, or Anthony Johnson, or that Brazilian 125-er who is awesome but constantly misses weight (can't think of his name, John something?), because he's never struggled to make weight in…

It's not like Barao was just too lazy to cut the weight, he tried and failed due to a medical issue. Let's say Jeff was busting his ass to finish that article, and the day before the deadline he has a heart attack from the stress and lack of sleep, so the article isn't finished on time. Sure, he should have better…

It means "Native American genocide." Dude, genocide is never funny. It is ALWAYS too soon when it comes to genocide.

It appears you still don't know what Trail of Tears means. But do tell, when does the Holocaust become far enough in the past that it's acceptable to make fun of it? I've got some hilarious hashtags that I'm anxious to share with the world.

Remember when you had to be invited to get a Gmail account, and then you'd get a limited number of invitations to dole out to your friends? And people sold invitations for actual real cash on Craigslist?