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How could Hughes destroy the credibility of the event if at least one other judge agreed with every single round he scored? Moreover, how could he destroy the credibility of the event if one of the fights he supposedly incompetently judged he picked the same winner as Dana White did?

They rotate judges through each fight, so they don't score all of them, and the same three rarely score together.

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At the risk of going all Mars vs Venus, it's not only scary, but also totally shocking to me that head trauma is apparently a fairly routine part of childhood for guys who played sports. *insert joke about women being smarter than men here*

Today I learned that a surprising number of Deadspin commenters are from Urbana, Illinois.

And I know then and to this day, that coach loved us. So, it's not abusive.

I hope that he enjoyed his moment, because he's really not going to enjoy spending the rest of his life on the Sex Offender Registry.

The Bleacher Report writer added a correction to his story, but now claims that the fact that he believed the mistranslation in the first place is proof that Rockets have locker room problems. I'm having trouble grasping the logic behind "Harden and Howard have poor leadership skills because I'm a terrible excuse for…

I feel like I just accidentally stumbled across Deadspin's random sports article generator.

Unless I somehow missed it, I'm surprised Deadspin has not yet commented on the other rule change they made this year - voters are no longer anonymous and must sign a "Code of Conduct" (which presumably includes an agreement not to allow anyone else to vote for them), since it certainly seems like a direct response to…

I wish I could give this a million +1s.

I think he's suggesting that women need to be taught to mind their words, not say anything to a man that might make him angry, and generally just hold their tongues, because a woman who dares to be anything other than sunshine and rainbows risks "provoking" a beating.

Ugh, Deadspin slobbering all over UFC's knob as usual, amirite?

Wait, aren't you the same guy who said that Suarez biting his opponents was no big deal?

Cool, thanks for clarifying. :)

Boy is he gonna be pissed when he finds out they misspelled "centimeter"!

Am I the only one who thinks Granit Xhaka is seriously the best name ever? It's, like, the perfect combo of exotic and metal.

I'm curious (and am going to try to phrase this so as not to completely spoil the book for anyone), when you say you were disappointed in the end, do you mean the literal end - i.e. the outcome for the characters, or do you mean the reveal of what caused the dome? I suspect you and others who say they didn't like the…

I hear ya, although if I recall correctly, Lost did have a finite number of episodes — it wasn't cancelled, the showrunners decided to end it, albeit two or three seasons late.