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@NorthernRoamer: The simple fact that you think it's worth a screenplay is a compliment in it self! Thanks Polar Bear! :p

@badbob001: Well, they'll be safe inside the beautiful walled garden of the Utopia! What more do you want? :]

@_Stormin: How do you think I got my star? :p

Western Motto: "Laser. They solve everything!"

Just to point out, Hong Kong is to China, what Hawaii (Or New Jersey!) is to the USA, or Quebec is to Canada.

So let's put this in an analogy that I can understand....

Tabone

Defeat lasers?

I'm excited if it's released for AT&T, it means it's a GSM phone, which means I can buy it from the Electronic hub in Hong Kong, the day after it's release! YAY for HK grey-market import laws!

Wait. she's not Filipino?

I agree!

thanks for the laugh.

Thank You Three Letter Abbreviation Correction Nazi! (TLACN!)

The explanation is in the Condom manual, you know, the one that comes in the box package that you carelessly throw away without looking?

Fantastic! thanks Gizmodo! Always wanted to cheat on my girlfriend(s)* but never had the manly balls to do so! But with your helpful guide I'm off to sow my wild seeds all over the interweb!

China

@surft: pwnd. :(

Ah! The exciting Game of Hand Egg where they compete for a Superb Owl!

@thenewperson is back with a bang!: Well if you can think of something better...yes. Yes it is.