I see your vodka and raise you a White Russian.

Ok, I agree with you on everything...but the MD and LA in me says that you are completely and utterly wrong about raw oysters. Top them with a little bit of lemon and/tabasco and it is heavenly. Especially with beer.

I KNEW YOU WERE A KINDRED SPIRIT.

NO SHAME SO HAVE I.

I JUST WANT MY BACON, EGG AND CHEESE BISCUIT AT ALL HOURS.

My adult store sells antibacterial toy wipes. I wipe them down when I put them up and again right before the next use.

WANTWANTWANT.

50 Shades was originally Fanfiction. Edward Cullen from Twilight was the inspiration.

This Thai advertisement also made me cry buckets.

Not in MD where the State Senate just voted to ban grain alcohols (i.e. Everclear and the like).

I LOVED this commercial. It was so good and started the tears early.

Did you see the video where he went to speak to at Howard? Priceless.

Thank you, I was a little taken aback. I wish the best for her and I truly hope she gets help. That's an experience no one should have to deal with alone.

People like you are the reason women are afraid to speak out against their attackers. People like you are the reason rapes and sexual assaults are vastly under reported in this country. People like you want to go back to the days when abortions were done in back alleys and women were allowed to bleed to death.

Peopl…

This is a great first MP post!! SO happy to see you here. Congratulations!

We got a solid inch or two last night and nothing closed down.

I really want this to be a persistent troll. I really want this person to deep down inside know that what he is saying is wrong and that he doesn't actually believe it. I want him to be this much of an asshole just so he could get a rise out of us.

But I really don't think he is. I honestly think this is what he…

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Look guy, I've been following this thread pretty closely. I'm really hoping against hope your just a troll and that your not this much of a misogynistic person. But I really think you are. And I simply cannot deal with the level of hate and caustic language against women that you've…

Thank you for this. I really enjoy reading Kotaku, but sometimes the comments here can get...vitriolic?

It's nice to know the staff has our back.