Marry me, fart.

Marry me, fart.
It puts them all on the same level so that the virgins won’t realize how awful these dudes are at the sex thing.
I mean, I’m pretty sure my high school boyfriend has washed his sheets since then but I can go back and try and find it if you really want it!
I’d call her a cunt, but she lacks the depth and warmth.
I know, right. Its a brilliant piece of entrapment for them (even if it was totally unintentional).
She’s not a con artist and I’m not a skin-suit operated by sentient bees.
Riiiiight, women spend all their time screaming at guys who are being gentlemanly. No hyperbole there. We’re human beings, not a different species. We accept genuine politeness just like men would. However, women ARE used to dealing with guys who are constantly being ‘nice’ to them in return for the pussy, then…
I’m pro-porn. I watch porn. I’m anti women being exploited. I’m anti women be manipulated/pressured/forced into doing things with their bodies they don’t want to do. It bums me out that as someone who watches porn, and who enjoys rough porn, I’m in anyway complicit in exploitation. That’s a Jezebel article I’d like to…
This episode of Law and Order: SVU just keeps getting better! It started out being about college rape epidemics and it will meander over to cyber crimes, and before you know it the conclusion will be about smuggling gibbons in basketballs.
True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…
Also from the AFA’s dumbass petition:
wtf kind of crazy double standard nonsense is this.
I fucking hate when adult men refer to their penis as a wiener. No, you are not a child. Fucking stop it.
Oh the cringyness. Background: We were in negotiations for a 3some. Me, who is a woman, with him the main lover, plus another man. I had the man picked out and the plan was to warm him up to the idea and then have the main lover over. So I typed, to my current lover: “He is adorable. I can’t wait to have you both…
I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”
“I’ll reach up and grab your waste and pull you into my face.”
The most interesting thing here to me is that Brent Purgason won’t fully spell out cuss words.
While I agree this is not good for business in general, I feel like I wouldn’t be put off by this if “ugly” indeed referred to her attitude. Sometimes calling people out on their bullshit is necessary. Remaining silent is giving bridezilla (or other douchebag behavior) permission to keep on trucking through life with…
I’m a “side-piece” for several men (in committed but open relationship) that met I via tinder and okcupid. They all stated either upfront in their profile or before our first date what the deal was, and I’m ok with that. So long as we’re all transparent, we’re all good.
Well said.