False

I can tell by your chubby face and receding hairline that you have in fact, never, crushed any pussy.  

Very little of this word-vomit is accurate.  Except the part about black people being naturally violent.

But capitalism bad DURR DURRRRRR

It’s not your business what people do with their money.

Lol. You and your “forgiveness” can fuck off.

Lol. TDS! When he wins again, will you throw yourself off a building?

Lol. When Trump gets re-elected, I hope you all kill yourselves!

And yet another reminder that this isn't a legitimate website about cars

Maybe should put the government in charge of our healthcare!

I was thinking the same thing. Im currently on a business trip in Beijing, and want no part of this retarded “puzzle”.  I would like it solved by the time I get back though! 😂

Is there any subject that you leftards won’t virtue-signal about?

Why is there even an article about this? What a garbage site jalopnik has become.  

Mke better decisions in your next life, and maybe you can afford a new car also.  

This is a far left website.  Logic generally isn't welcome around here, just fake outrage.  

The old tried and true approach of “we want free stuff” from liberal gamers.

ORANGE MAN BAD DURRRRR

To be fair, most everything terrifies you ignorant liberals anyway, why would theater be any different?

Liberals are rarely equipped to face reality. 

Lol you poor millennial. Your gender-studies degree doesn’t pay enough to buy your own house and now your mad. Maybe a few tide pods will cheer you up.