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Conversely, she can cause Salmonellosis if not cooked thoroughly.

My hand found its way to his heart and stayed there all the way through second base.

“Sometimes, I’m in my head, but tonight all I’ve thought about is the task at hand. This is what it must feel like to meditate.”

Look, mom, I'm "writing"!

Right?! I was all Team Skyler!

Yeah, I pretty much lost it when Todd killed Andrea and they cut to Jesse. LOST IT. My heart breaks for Jesse.

Pretty amazing how Hank's death was so touching even though in the beginning he was set up as the biggest blowhard douche. He was everything I hate in a man in the beginning.

See, now that affair had me rooting for Skyler! These are the moments when I love her. Coming into her own, laying down the law, handling shit. Not when she forgives that Walter and falls for his manipulations. He was cruel to her and she was the best when she gave him hell.

Actually, I was thinking of ex-lax mixed with nutella for the next sandwich after:

I was this close put Jesse on the die list just because I don't want him to suffer anymore.

CONGRATS YOU WIN! I officially had to tell my office that I was online because I barked out the loudest, most deranged seal laugh you've ever heard. I'm crying over here.

I disagree. I want Walter to live, retreating back to his cabin in the woods, clutching his useless barrels of money after having lead to the destruction of his family (either literally or figuratively). Because the money is what he really wanted.

I know it's because of my stupid American desire for redemption, but am I the only one that wants Walt to slip the ricin in Lydia's tea, gun down all the neo-Nazis, then drop to his knees and put his hands on his head as we hear approaching sirens?

Vince Gilligan, Joss Whedon, George RR Martin and Steven Moffat walk into a bar...

And everyone you've ever loved DIES.

Kinja, you are clammy and awful like a Summer's Eve.

I was amazed by that comment even before you edited to clarify. It was outstanding.

I hope she's playing the long game this way. That would be the best way for this sandwich shit to end.

“You women read all these magazines to get advice on how to keep a man, and it’s so easy,” he says. “We’re not complex. Just do something nice for us. Like make a sandwich.”

Oh man, when a dude puts it out there on a website that he has a high sex drive, I immediately puke in my mouth.

Spiky high heels and miniskirts, but not, like slutty high heels and miniskirts. Just average high heels and miniskirts.