Would I be arrested, do you think, if I attacked her with a tongue scraper?
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The Dude's eyes are so blue. They're mesmerizing.
If you say that shit three times, an Elements of Style appears out of nowhere and beats your ass.
Yes, CarnivalofBowls. You get me.
I actually cheered when she told Walt she slept with Ted. It was such an incredibly amazing, brutal way to shut Walt the hell up when he was yap-yap-yapping about trust and honesty and whatever else.
I cried like suuuuch a doooooork when Hank was killed. I was so glad I didn't catch the show until late so I was alone.
What else can Walter White take away from Jesse? I mean, the man even ruined SANTA for him.
Who let the sad tromboner in?
Praise from Caesar, indeed. :)
299 loogie-filled sandwiches that I rubbed on the cat's butt. Sandwich 300 would be full of arsenic.
Edit: In my now deleted post, I compared Burt to a summer's day. Kinja, you are, however, not a summer's day. You are a freezing-ass winter's day where your skin is all chapped from the cold and you've got snot frozen on your face.
The purple haze background, u guiiiiiiiiise. Purple. Haze. Background.
How does he plan to verify this? Does he have a scale and fat calipers at the ready? Is the weigh-in for the first date, or is there a meeting to assess the woman's (sorry, "girl's") eligibility for the first date wherein she'll be weighed like a beef slab?
I'm sad because I know you're right.
The no sarcasm/cynicism thing should be a red flag, and it's only one item on his list of demands! What he's really saying is he doesn't want you to ever question what he says. His word is law in his house, woman, and he doesn't need you making him feel like less of a man with your mean jokes, no sir. Now get on outta…
Noted.
But he has a very high sex drive, black women! Do you want to be un-black yet?!
Why the fuck does a 39-year-old man want to date girls?
Wish in one hand...