NASA should've called Tire Rack.

Is it really blacker than "Smell the Glove?"

Pontiac made just 1,266 of these handsome RWD coupes in 2009, and even less were the sporty GXP models with manual transmissions. This is the sport coupe we wish GM was making now.

It's so Ram.

Ram offers gun racks for the RamBox, and a Mossy Oak trim package. Close enough.

Toro Rosso can be sponsored by Similac.

The new ones need more bottle caps.

Just put some holes in it and let the engine stick out like a 1970's Hot Wheels funny car.

Reader bohemianleper can explain to you why the Prowler has earned a spot on this list.

Headbands were the rage in '70s Sweden

Remake of "C'était un Rendez-vous?"

Or new artificial sound generator for electrics.

Have you been in the back seat of an ATS? Any smaller and it'd be an XLR. (Maybe not a bad thing.)

T1XX? No human could possibly remember such a long alphanumeric sequence. Obviously they had to shorten it.

Did they consult William Hudnut on this move?

Perhaps, but even if it were accurate (which it is not) getting over a low bar is not impressive. Believe me, I used to pole vault 8.5 feet. That said, I love the SS and the world would be a happier place if everyone drove one.

Slightly more artistic than a Ken Block production.

This news makes poor-selling Chevy SS sad.

What will those dirty "foreign limousine" people think of next.