“That’s some phenomenally terrible tackling”

+ a baby’s arm holding an apple

I dunno, maybe a great jersey just makes our leading man look better than he really is, but being there, given the choice between the Leonard and the Gardner, you gotta chance the Gardner.

Great, but let's stop right there. I don't want to see his O face.

Think Connecticut regrets coming up with that idea yet?

I appreciate these two being adjacent in my feed.

Yeah, right. Liberty will go to the playoff when Hugh Freeze is over.

My MAGA-hatter assistant, Mr. Pedant, asked me to say you have to be healthy enough to play.

All the good football teams eventually end up in Oakland. Make it happen.

Hey, it’s me again, Actually Guy, dropped pearls of unrequested and questionable wisdom.

He might also be the charter member of the 40/40/190 club (Soriano is the only member of the 40/40/160 club).

I assume he’s referring to working for Clear Channel, which later became iHeart.

Barry Petchesky: I’ll take Catastrophic Jets Injuries for $30 million, Alex

Really? I could go alydar long. 

“How much were you planning to spend on booze? Fifty thousand dollars?"

That's what the Browns should be asking 

Wifey and I paid for our own wedding, had it on Sunday afternoon, no booze, spent the savings on a house down payment and a kickass honeymoon.

Gesundheit.

I recommend “1865", a 13+ episode radio-play style drama about the assasination of Abraham Lincoln, from the point of view of his Secretary of War. Excellent sound, music, and lead acting, plus a small but recurring part by Will Jackson Harper of The Good Place.

I gave a +1 earlier today and I am going to be so pissed if your +1 gets more stars.