I thought taking the most difficult route to your goal was whole point of playing Parkey?

I’m told the NFL takes a break for 40 days and 40 nights in late February and March.

Just for that, you can’t join my neighborhood Facebook group, Nimbynonymous.

Never sign your tweets, idiot!

FWIW, Maisel has been a good sports writer for a long time. He wrote extensively on college sports at his newspaper in the 70s, when his coach was Bill Walsh and his QB was John Elway. Nostalgia for the college athletic ideal may come naturally to him, which might be informing his writing style in this piece.

That’s a nice reach around, Chid. You should be out of the gray.

The best (and cut off) part I’d that 24 yard left side TD pass to Tyler Lockett is the celebration bean ball brawl. 

The Old Man's Battle With The Furnace is higher for me, if for no other reason than his gibberish has been heard in our house a zillion times as substitute swear words.

Damn, Daniel.

In his spare time he liked to climb in boats, munch on seat cushions, shit on his way out, and taunt the table-eaters.

Hopefully Oubre enjoys this now, because the Suns won’t have too many more wins to celebrate this year.

It didn't go in because somebody finally made the whole plane out of the black box.

This weekend I attended the (not Catholic but churchy) service for an 18 year old who died by suicide. Thankfully, the pastor’s reference to the nature of the death was limited to (a) don’t be ashamed to ask for help if you think you need it, and (b) if someone asks for help, listen and help them get it.

I have the opposite issue, because I have a long stride (and a wide stance, but that’s a story for another date). The Samsung app, however, also shows the number of “healthy” steps, which are based on at least 10 consecutive  minutes of decently-paced movement. I’ve taken to paying attention to the number of healthy…

Good ideas all. Now let me wear jeans.

Newspaper headline, if management approves of his reaction

That apology was a ridiculous politically correct waste of time. If Herbie’s own kids were rolling on the floor laughing, why shouldn’t we?

Tonorrow’s headline in The Arizona Republic

Fair point, but I think you are underestimating this team's destiny.

The trades to pick up the 8th and 19th picks in the first round (Chicago’s and Dallas’s 2018 draft order and consistent with 2019 expectations) might look a lot better if those trades hadn’t directly caused the picks to move down to their currently projected 25th and 26th.