I demand a video of these coked out Primates. You know, for science.

Would a baby born in space be the first alien on public record? Think about it.

of course, the military could just nuke or over power and kill the civilians easily... but then what happens to all the consumers? THE MACHINE WILL BREAK DOWN!!!

...No its a matter of checks and balances. What our Government was founded on. Citizens have a lot of ways of keeping their governing body in check, thru elections etc etc... but the absolute last line of defence ( of system of Checks and balances) against a tyrannical gov't is the citizen's right to bear arms.…

Yeeeaaaa.... RIIIIGHHHHHTTTT... there are 1.5 million armed personnel in the military today, or as of this year http://siadapp.dmdc.osd.mil/personnel/MILI…

I wonder if the onion was exclusively chosen, or if there were multiple companies attacked and the Onion is just the first responders.

I was wondering why is this thing big lol

I program in VBA. Enough Said.

Or we could wait another 14 years for solar technology to be so cheap and effective, it will resolve the energy crisis. That is if you believe in moore's law and the law of accelerated returns of course.

I'm tellin you. They could have it premiere for free next year, then after the free trail period start charging. And maybe not even google glass, but an HD live stream camera built into the helmet.

"Hint, hint NHL" I would pay for this. How cool would it be to be able to subscribe to your favorite player or team?

Richard simmons has been recruiting hip hop artists to try to revive his career... and end result is hilarity at its finest. ... This comment should get me a permastar on gizmodo

The first photo is the only one distinguishable as rain. Pretty cool regardless.

I can relate. I have a problem with 3d movies.... I can start to see an effect, for a brief moment but then I look at the effect and it goes away. Very frustrating to hear other people explain 3d to me.

This makes me happy. When they took down cash poker sites they killed an industry over night. Well, in America anyways.

I honestly don't know, Is this concept of Dropping the shuttle off of a plane new? Seems pretty cool, would save a lot in fuel cost to fight gravity all the way thru the atmosphere. But then again, I am an idiot.

Your argument could also apply to the prostitute / John debate. I agree with you, it just seemed fitting.

Nice to see my blog.gizmodo shortcut routes to gizmodo.com forcing me to deal with the new layout. Seems like every 6 months this site goes thru a complete redesign... each time, it misses the mark.

" Everything is just used and thrown out. So, in the digital realm, well, it's so easy to take a picture. It's so easy also to forget about it." - This statement is beautiful because it can be applied in so many ways. Everything from social media relationships to the wasteful nature of the convenience we as a…

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