When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

C’mon Tav - follow the Dougie method. Give us a video for when we have time and text so we can pretend to work.

Word is she was allegedly watching Lord of the Rings on her iPhone at the time. Unconfirmed.

Hey, is this the monoprice branded one that people like from another company? I might just pull the trigger.

Hey, is this the monoprice branded one that people like from another company? I might just pull the trigger.

Icelander here!

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Chop this, mutherfucker!

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

The link should go to http://www.androidauthority.com/create-android…

So you watch Silicon Valley too?

“Spanish-speaking immigrant lollygags at work. Wall does its job.”

If loving Frozen makes you a cute sports baby, Ted Williams may finally get one last hurrah as a Sox mascot.

You already know the answer:

You already know the answer:

MY STANCE ON THIS:

That Earth looks like it isn’t finished yet.

The nationality of the crew member should not be an issue.

The cops still came to the house to check on Isabella and found her freaking out. “She was hysterical crying, she was panicking,”

“Well why didn’t she grab one of the guns and point it at him? That’s what I would’ve done.”

Please let this mean it will be going back to Laguna Seca.