Sorry about not being born yet!

Elmo’s supplanting of Grover on Sesame Street is one of the greater tragedies in television history.

I don’t know why, but I’ve seen this posted 1000 times and I laugh every single time.

“Now, off to the Oxford Comma Subreddit!”

Well, now that we have definite proof more unproven speculation about Planet X IX X IX, I demand a repaint

“My name is Abelardo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

The filmmakers have a whole new Battlestar Galactica they can borrow effects footage from.

I think Snakes on a Plane is a great movie. It delivered on it’s name and premise.

I love the idea that it was the Star Wars Holiday Special that turned Ben to the dark side.

Astronauts on the ISS, feel free to prank call me anytime.

Let’s be honest though...having the best aim of any Stormtrooper is a pretty low bar to set. That’s like being the fastest sloth.

Good luck, old friend. And, may the Force be with you.

Did the definition of subtle change and I missed the memo?

This definitely seems like the hill to die on. Good choice there.

We could still send Trump. Just to be sure.

Don’t forget the food stocks of General Mills.