This summer, my kids and I visited my nephew in Anchorage. We drove down to Seward one day with his 5 year old son, who is one of those really smart kids that reads encyclopedias instead of more age-appropriate picture books. As we drove along the Turnagain Arm, my grandnephew pointed out the “ghost forest”. My first…

Whatever...

Rocket J. Squirrel approves.

Yes and race car drivers die occasionally. What’s your point?

I’ve been looking at her in that bikini for 32 years and I never get tired of it.

Don’t ever change. Don’t you ever change.

Yeah, when he went to touch his wristpad, I was half-expecting the Sarlacc to blow up behind him, Michael Bay-style.

I’d love it if somehow you lost your job either today or tomorrow.

Rick & Morty and The Venture Bros. are the two best shows on that channel.

Holmes, it’s reassuring to know that your powers of deduction are as keen as ever.

34 seconds counts as long for a Rousey bout, I’d say!

Can I buy some pot from you?

Fixed it.

I can’t wait for this one to come out for the kids!

I think Varys would win because he doesnt want to be #1. He doesnt mind hiding in the background. Littlefinger has to slink around for now, but eventually he wants to be in charge. He might eventually stick his head out & get it cut off. Varys wouldnt do that. Also he seems to have less of an ego than Littlefinger, &…

On a Guy Ritchie note, this is probably one of my favourite parts of Snatch

Stupid Java update.

Pro tip: If you blend in and act like you belong somewhere, most people wont think twice. This is true “almost” everywhere.

At 42 years old, I’d still sit there making rocket noises and “pew pews” for hours on in.

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