370Z: Hybrid are you? What know you of Hybrid? For fourty years I have been Z. My own lot will I keep on who is to park where. A Hybrid must not park in the smallest space, the narrowest gap. This one a long time have I parked here. All his life this Accord has parked like an idiot... to the ShopRite, to the Walmart.…

I really like it. It has potential, and if I could get some paint and maybe a few aesthetic parts to improve the styling (Yes Improve, not Rice) it could be great for getting to school in 260 seconds.

@MushyHeirloom: I stand corrected. But I can only assume that the power output was not generous.

@Engineerman: Guys, it was a Monday like you said, I'm only human.

@Foo2rama: Actually, no. My permit will be active in June, specifically the 28th, so I'm actually not.

You've introduced me to Monty Python today...thank you for that, I'm in your debt. I know I should have seen at least a little bit before, but alas twas not the case.

You just know he's actually on a Phone Sex Line...

It's the fact that I know that every day my fellow Jalops will always be as enthusiastic about cars as the last day and go through hurdles like this to get something purely fantastic that makes me happy. I'm happy to be here, and my hat tipped to you Pete, you're one hell of a guy with a hell of a car collection.

@Krebs: You seem a lot more interesting now that this real article was posted. And trust me, I thought you were pretty cool before then.

I really tried to like this car, I really did. I tried to find its looks "Lionesque and brave", noticing how technologically advanced and precise it actually is. But the sad truth is I can't love this car and hate Ben Franklin so much to give him away 4,650 times. The sad truth is that they've put so much work but the…

Here's a chance for a great car to set the benchmark for an even greater car to have such potential. I have really high expectations for this P4/5, and I hope to not be disappointed...

@Ray Wert: And on a groggy Monday...impressive.

@Maxichamp: True to all of you guys, but that upside down thing was fricking cool man...

Is there anything more beautiful than a Gray Mercedes-Benz 300 SLR? A Gray German driving a Mercedes-Benz upside down. And hey, his suit's flame-proof.

BMW: Choose your next model carefully, Cadillac. They may be your last as a brand.

@ninjacoco: I mean, it was still rude, but god he was so right...

@7shades: Where's AC/DC when you need em?

@Prozach1: Let's hope it doesn't rain...

@Kimberly Hunter: Yeah really...it's just annoying.

@MikeTheRipper12: Hell yeah, just no water bed. I figure if I ever get married, when the Wife is mad, I'll just chill on either my Private Island, in my luxury Suite at Atlantis Hotels, or in the Van. I might actually pick the van often.