Because I was telling a story about how I got my wife to stop overreacting and then tipped really well. Aren’t I awesome?

No, I was saying that most of the people who say they have an allergy to a thing actually don’t.

You missed it buddy. It was sarcasm.

Indeed, which is why I told her to wait, and they fixed it, all all was right with the world, and god smiled.

I wasn’t trying to make her sound like a good person. My reaction to her was the same as yours. She was being ridiculous, which is why I told her to wait.

Which is why I told her to wait. My reaction to her was facepalm.

Someone got it!

It was hyperbole for the sake of argument. People are allergic to the sun.

I understand and appreciate your allergy. I was trying to be funny. I knew chicken allergies were a real allergy. I was poking fun at the people in these stories who are allergic to crunchy.

Because the allergy comment was a joke, because people are always complaining about their allergies in these stories.

The sight of chicken makes her nauseated. It’s just a strong aversion. Plus, the salad was tossed in such a way that the chicken juice or whatever was all over the salad.

But Chik-fil-a nuggets tho

Humblebrag time.

Those concepts are fucking hideous.

Depends on your role, salary vs hourly, etc.

Seems to me like we’re heading fast down the highway.....

* “I will force Queens of the Stone Age to tour North America and North America only, in perpetuity.”

Science can go fuck itself.

Could be. I just know how popular the one in MDR is with tourists. And I never really think of Pasadena as “high-end” although I guess it really is.