Sandra Nunez’s story is absolutely the Cheesecake Factory in Marina del Rey.

CHEMTRAILS!

Fairly certain that says Toad...which is exactly what this looks like.

Many recommendations from my office mates (engineers) on this.

Many recommendations from my office mates (engineers) on this.

FFS Hardigree...it’s OH-hi, not oh-HI.

See, because he has a weird grey penis.

bigdaddyballs....lawl

I totally had sex in the walk in of a TGI Fridays when I waited tables there in college. It’s just not that great of a story.

Blow job legends get shit done.

I was watching the Hollywood Christmas Parade standing on Hollywood Blvd with my then girlfriend. We had just eaten and it didn’t agree with me. My stomach was churning and I had to go to the bathroom, BAD. We walked back to her apartment, which was about a mile and a half. I had watery diarrhea running down my legs…

You should just republish this every week.

That tail light tho

I happened to watch the video with “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out” by The Smiths in the background. Surprising good soundtrack for rally.

Looks like friggin flames coming out of there. Sweet.

No, we’re an alligator and party hat place, and today we’re giving away KAZOOOOOS!

I think I speak for all of us when I say: “More producer Rachel leaning into cars, please.”

Well, Patrick, if you what would you consider getting if you were looking at a small SUV/crossover, if not the Tiguan? Asking for a friend.

Bluetooth is remarkably easy to hack.

I’d say that Canada’s big leg up on our chips is this...

I go to a “high end barbershop” called Mister. They cut women’s hair. One of the owners is also a woman. I still have my testicles intact.


Ladies aren’t turned away from strip clubs, or Sport Clips, or asian massage parlors. He can market all he wants, but he can’t turn away people based on gender. Yes, the…