Dat lede tho. Nice work Samer.

I’m so glad you know the secret to figuring out which girls want to be hit on without asking them. 10 Bruh Stars!

I saw someone doing this at like midnight on a Sunday while on approach into Pittsburgh a few weeks ago. I was not the pilot, but a passenger. Is there a way to report it if you’re a passenger? Should I have alerted the flight crew?

I’m pretty sure the Bears already have him locked up.

MINE

To the fried chicken guy, try getting on a plane out of Guatemala City. They have one of the best fried chicken places in the world in Guatemala (Pollo Campero..I think there are a couple in DC now) and every 3rd motherfucker on each plane to the states has a 127-piece meal packed up for the trip. They don’t eat it on…

I really tried to watch this. It sucked. Full stop.

I believe this may be the most appropriate use ever of this gif.

The test here was whether or not everyone instantly liked it. You can’t tell me everyone instantly liked that car when it came out.

Sorry, the ES 300 was a Camry. This still looks like a Camry.

The LS400 is a Camry.

Your friends are wrong.

Like I need another reason to say the Browns suck.

I’d say he had a bit of opposite lock...get it...opposite lock?

It’s so close to a Bentley this guy put Bentley rims on it. I might just have to pick this up for $12K. Hell if they are real Bentley rims, they are worth $4K by themselves. http://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/…

This is some next level reverse trolling right here. #giveallthefucks

“You have Crown Royal on tap?”

Y U NO INCLUDE KRISPY KREME?